I do hereby solemnly SWEAR that I will NEVER reply to your stupid comments.

PAY ATTENTION. Here is the relationship between you and me. I am a GENIUS. You are NOT. Between us there are thousands of miles of cables and wires, through which I unfortunately cannot transmit my incredible mind-power to deliver a scissor kick to your neck-holes. HOWEVER, I can steadfastly ignore any "contributions" you might attempt to make to the perfection of my brilliant and Genesee Ice-sodden writings. I AM THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN EVOLUTION. You AIN'T. You are not even Admirals, or even fucking Ensigns. GET OFF MY BRIDGE!