WHY I AM A GENIUS (and you are an albino dirt mole)

It's basically because I think of shit LIKE THIS while sitting ON THE TOILET. Adjacent Causality and Variability in a Quantum Computational Universe. While you think about what you are going to do with your life now that Twinkies went out of business. Just face it, I'M BETTER THAN YOU. If you're not convinced yet, I forgive you, IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED. Go read THIS and cower... shake and tremble in the knowledge that even if you ingested 192 metric tons of LSD, you would never think of the shit I come up with while popping zits on my ass.