THE ADMIRAL, or "Why I Am Better Than You"

Blogs. If I were to say there are ten million of them as a dismissive sarcastic point, I would undoubtedly be underestimating. Well, here is another one, and it's very likely to be a piece of shit just like the rest. But I don't care. I am bored. I was first promoted to Admiral in the third grade. I have been an Admiral for 32 years, so fuck you! Yes, fuck you!!! That's all for today.